Make Mine a Banana Split Please!

I know I am on a diet. I am on a mission to lose weight. It is the most difficult thing I have ever done. I quit smoking 20 years ago with less pain than I have with dieting. When I think the word diet, I immediately think Banana Split. Click Here!



Split my banana in half lengthwise and top it with 3 different kinds of ice cream and top it off with whip cream. I will have my banana all dressed up if you please. Oh, yeah, don't forget the pecans. Click Here!


In my life as a fat woman I have spent 75% of that time trying to get thin! Click Here! I have not succeeded yet. I keep trying but I can relate to an alcoholic or a drug addict. I am addicted to food. All kinds of food. I think diet and I want a buffet table set up with hamburgers, French fries, fried fish, baked potatoes, sour cream, cheese, chicken fried steak, ice cream, bananas split lengthwise, pecan pie, pumpking pie, potato salad, BBQ ribs, pork loin, everythimg. All kinds of food. Bring it on right now!

Why should I go on a diet? Click Here! I love food too much to think about dieting. I gave up smoking but I cannot give up my food. I know I weigh too much, my cholesterol is too high, my blood sugar levels are skewed, my blood pressure is too high and I am pre- diabetic. However, that is all that is wrong with me. Otherwise I am perfectly healthy.

But I keep remembering what the doctor said. You have to get hold of yourself. You have to lose weight, get your cholesterol lower and your blood pressure lower and and etc...

I might as well crawl in a hole and die! Well at least I can eat until I die. Hi, I am Lucy Peacock. I hold teaching credentials and math degree. Click Here!


But I might die sooner if I do not get on a diet, right? So I will give it one more shot. I will try that low GI diet Click Here! I have been reading about. It is suppose to help me lose weight, lower cholesterol and blood sugar levels, and blood pressure. I can probably lose 20 pounds in a week. So here goes.